‘More to Love’: Jus leaf me AHLOOONNNE

So he picked the needy, self concious one over the self assured, focused model. Well one thing’s for sure, this show isn’t as predictable as i thought it was going to be. I’m 0/2 two weeks in a row now!

Scheming, coniving Malissa played Many for the perfect sap she is. She bombarded Mandy with questions about her feelings for Luke until Mandy turned a foot stomping tantum worthy of any 2 year old. Complete with full on sobs and repeated “LEAVE ME ALONE”s, she left no doubt just how much of an insecure, immature person she really is.

Which is why I’m surprised he picked her over Anna. But then maybe he has a caretaker complex which would make her perfect for him.

This was also the family edition as each girl was taken on a one-on-one date with their family members in tow. Nothing says GREAT DATE! like showing up and finding your parents waiting for you. And Malissa proved that every family, idc where you’re from or what your social status is, every family has at least one white trash relative hanging about. That would be her sister Kat complete with tacky tattoo and bleach blonde hair. Isn’t it also always your scrappiest relative who is quick to down what you have under the guise of “being protective”?

I’m hoping that Tali gets booted next week only because I really want to see Malissa push Mandy completely over the edge because Mandy is no match.

Even given that, I’m completely underwhelmed.

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